"so my dad found my porn folder..."

I thought that title might get your attention! :-) Some of my co-workers who are usually just as bored as I am introduced me to a site I hadn't seen before: bash.org. It's basically a repository of reader-submitted IRC logs that are rated by the site's moderators. Some of the quotes are pretty hysterical, and I found myself laughing out loud on more than one occasion today. Here's one of the best quotes:

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

I also particularly liked this one for some reason, although it's only funny if you've played chess before:

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

Looks like they have an XML feed too, so I may add a bash.org section to the H-Blog at some point. Anyway, leave a link or two to some of your favorite quotes in the comments!